Archive for September, 2009

From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Yesterday, [President Obama] headed up a meeting of the U.N. Security Council. Meanwhile, in Arizona, John McCain called a waitress “Toots.”

–David Letterman

Reminds me of this*.

I like David Letterman a lot. His show is the progenitor of any sort of comedy that The Spencer Howard Show (see above link) might have; his belligerent crank schtick informed humor for me in the same way Thomas the Tank Engine informed class struggle. You’d have an entertaining product whether you took the irony or left it. Let’s take it!

On Tuesday David Letterman brought everything together for me. All my life, all the things I obsess over, the details of existence that are superfluous yet transcendent, were finally brought full-circle. David Letterman wore suspenders.

Shooting hoops with LeBron and Dave

Shooting hoops with LeBron and Dave

Dave (I feel like I can call him Dave after all these years) never wears suspenders. A dark pinstriped suit– almost always double-breasted– a white shirt, and a discreetly patterned tie, but never something ornamental and ostentatious like suspenders. He doesn’t talk about himself or the details of what life is like on CBS’s $32 million salary, but from what the teeming masses have been able to gather, he doesn’t wear his paycheck. He’s said he knows next to nothing about how he dresses on the show, so this collaboration between him and Susan Hum, the show’s costume designer, was serendipitous.

It’s wonderfully put together. The incredibly vibrant suspenders compliment the tie. They bring his waist so far up, it becomes clear the trousers could never have been tailored to be worn with a belt. Put this alongside the light gray socks and loafers that have received much comment over the years, and he’s got a style that is wholly unique on television.

Paul Shaffer, on the other hand, dresses like a crazy person.

* Via Superpoop.

Shish Kepod

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

I dropped a shish kebab on my foot today. The skewer stood upright in the top of my foot for a second, and as I pulled it out, all the vegetables slid down and fell off. It’s surprising how sore and hobbled I am now because the mark that it left on my skin is tiny. It seems like there’s some depressed, decrepit old man limping around the place hording newspaper and collecting cats.

Looking for an apartment in San Diego

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

And I’ve learned two things.

  1. “Charming” is the new “Cozy”.
  2. This will be the thirteenth time I’ve moved.

Also, I realized I ought to be in a union to apply for theatre tech jobs, but that seemed unnecessary to enumerate. More of a to-do list sort of thing.

French Cuff

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Here’s a movie my friend Nathan and I made. It’s called French Cuff.

French Cuff analyzes language, communication, and humor. The symbolism is shattering, the themes span generations. The film consists of tableaux aimed at exploring our boundaries and challenging them. When a boundary doesn’t make sense, it is removed. Like Chaplin’s Tramp, the main character Beans investigate universal human impulses in extraordinary circumstances, a human being slightly adrift in a modern world. It’s bound by a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized society.